(646): Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
(501): SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
(208): Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
(571): you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
(310): He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
(402): Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
(914): My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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