Letter to the Editor

After posting my Advice Column: "Say Cheese", I got a few email responses from readers.  I was blown away at the fact that what they had to say was almost on-point to what I was saying about men taking dick pics, and sending them to women (see, you don't need to be a fucking therapist to know this shit).  I wish I could post all responses to those that emailed me about this topic, but there was one (a female) response in particular, I thought I would share with everyone today.  It made me piss myself, but at the same time, it gave me a reason to help this needy soul out.  Enjoy!


Dear Mr. J-Wunder,  

I found your latest blog entry addressing "dick pics" very interesting and insightful. This has brought up a lot questions and concerns in regards to women who send "clit pics". Can you please provide your thoughts on this?

Sincerely,
Questioning Morality


Dear Questioning Morality,

Thanks for your response and question regarding women and "clit pics".  Like I have stated in all my advice columns, I will be as candid and real as possible.  So I hope that you take what I say in all seriousness and consideration.  My thoughts on "clit pics" that women tend to send to men don't surprise me actually, and shouldn't be a cause for concern.  Why you ask?

Although the vagina isn't the prettiest thing in the world (lets be honest ladies, it's not), just the thought of it gets a man excited.  I mean, you say the word "pussy" out loud to a group of men, I promise you that at least half those guys will be on their way to popping wood or a fat chubby.  And if you were to show them a pic of a clit, let alone a full blown afroed-out or waxed vagina, now we're talking business.  What I mean by this, are dudes shooting over to the bathroom and jerking off so hard that when they bust a nut they are breaking tile.  Guys have no shame, trust me.

The thing that ladies realize is that men love sex and women, more than women love sex and men (this could be completely fucking false).  I can almost guarantee you that men think about sex more times in a day than women do.  Sure women are just as horny, but I think at the end of the day, a dildo can do just a good of job getting them off, as could a man's ding-a-ling.  Men don't want to jerk off every day (that shit would hurt and our dongs would look like beef shoved down a meat grinder...wait, that's a description of a vagina).  They want the real deal.  And by women sending off these "clit pics," that gives them an advantage of men wanting more...whether the woman is just fucking with them or not.  The vagina in some ways is like the devil.  It's soooo good, it's bad.  Kinda like Hot Tamales (the candy, of course). 

I stated reasons why guys send out dick pics to women.  Five to be exact.  Here are my reasons why I believe women do it.  1) They know the vagina over powers men (shame on you ladies), 2) Men will do whatever women want to see more of it, 3) They are horny and would actually like the pleasure of a man's penis pounding their vagina, 4)  They love to tease, 5) They are your typical slut bag, whore bag, stripper or ugly chick wanting enough attention for somebody, anybody, to fuck their brains out.

Women know what they are doing when they send these pics.  Men don't.  The control women have on sending these seductive pics have men warped in this world of them feeling they are wanted, when in reality, women have certain intentions unknown to the man and his dong...unless you are categorized under reason #5 I stated above. 

I hope this helps and the next time you send out vaginal pics to a man, remember one thing - your shit better be worth it.  Nothing worse then getting a man all worked up then turning out to being a disappointment.  That is, if you actually and eventually bone the dude or dudes.  Slut. 

Sincerely,

J-Wunder