via - http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/11/florida-woman-has-30-glamorous-arrest-mug-shots/
A Florida woman who was given a weekends-only 90-day jail sentence has turned her weekly booking mug shots into a glamour session.
For 30 weekends straight, 22-year-old Ocala resident and mother Kaylin Ransom begins her ritual of drawing in eyebrows, gluing on false eyelashes, putting on a face full of makeup, chooses a weave and even thinks about what kind of pose to strike before she heads over to the county jail on Friday evenings.
Kaylin’s 48-hour stint sentence is part of a deal cut with prosecutors after she was charged with aggrevated-battery and child-abuse after she hit a “rival” woman with a baseball bat and threw her kids out of the car.
She says she uses her time in jail to “think about how to better myself as a mother and sister.” She added that the lockup keeps her out of nightclubs and helps her focus on the future. “Sometimes I strategize on ways of being richer,” she said. “The whole weekend I just strategize.”
Prosecutors say “weekend jail” is a good outcome for individuals who need to keep their jobs and pay back restitution, but it’s “not appropriate for every case.”
My thoughts: You beat someone with a baseball bat and threw your kids out of the car. So for that, your ass sits in a jail cell on weekends and you sometimes strategize on ways of becoming richer. The whole weekend you just strategize? Bitch, are you serious right now? Wow, who's cock did you suck to get that penalty? Who the hell only gets weekend jail time for throwing their kids out of a fucking car let alone swinging a baseball bat at someones dome? I need to move to Florida so I can find you, take you out to a club, get you completely shitfaced then when it's time to leave, I'll drive, so when the time is right, I can throw your dumb ass out the car hoping you roll into a swamp with gators. BTW - I love the glamor pics. It's so Hollywood of you.
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
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I think she threw the "rival"'s kids out of the car.. Even worse!!
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