Douchebags of the Day

Dakotah Lamuska

Most of us at some point like to let our freak flag fly. It generally occurs in private or behind the closed doors of our homes, but Dakotah Lamuska has his own way. The 24-year old Jackson, Tennessee man broke a window of a school one night last week, climbed in, and proceed to offer his take on the hokey poke. He got buck naked, raising his freak flag to full mast and shook it all about. Yep, Lamuska kicked off his sunday shoes and offered his own bare ass take on Footloose.

We're going to assume that Lamuska mindset was "altered" because he left his pants behind -- something most sober people try to avoid when going out in public. When cops responded to reports of an alarm going off at the school, they found the door propped open, and upon investigating, Lamuska's pants, with the wallet still inside. When they checked the school's surveillance tape they saw the ugly truth. (It's just not the same without hearing the soundtrack in his head.) When they picked themselves off the floor and stopped laughing, they arrested Lamuska for burglary, vandalism, indecent exposure, and inappropriate off-stage use of a musical number. (Yeah, we're making that last one up.)



Jeffrey LeBlanc

Everyone's heard stories of people putting a little Nyquill or even whiskey in the baby's bottle to get it to go to sleep. Leave it to an addict to push the bar to life-threatening extremes. In October, 30-year old junkie douchebag Jeffrey LeBlanc was high when he came up with a great plan to help his girlfriend's sick 3-year old find relief -- he injected her with heroin. ("Hey it makes me feel better.")

The child was picked up by police when it was reported it was "nodding-off." (Isn't that pretty much the whole purpose of junk?) She was taken to a Boston-area hospital where doctors found heroin in her system, and a needle mark on her arm. How he managed not to overdose her remains a mystery, but she has since recovered and is in state custody. LeBlanc went into hiding but was captured two weeks ago, and faces a litany of charges, while in jail on a $105,000 bond.

Clearly a case of "do unto others as you'd have them do unto you" gone horribly wrong.