via thefrisky.comSexy times get personal, sometimes a little too personal, especially if you ask Frisky staffers: “What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard in bed?” So sit back, relax, and imagine what it would be like if someone whispered one of these not-so-sweet nothings in your ear.
1. “‘I love you.’ (It was a one-night stand.)”
2. “I want to lick your armpit.”
3. “There was one guy who could not get off without stringing together a bunch of foul words that made no sense as a sentence. For example: ‘F**k whore a**hole bitch f**k c**t p***y s**t!’ So ridiculous.”
4. “One guy begged me to slap his erect penis.”
5. “You’re the first biological woman I’ve had sex with in a long time ...”
6. “My last girlfriend had a bangin’ body.”
7. “Your ass tastes like butterscotch.”
8. “I’m sorry, I don’t always cry like this.”
9. “‘Can I cut you?’ My response, ‘AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!’”
10. “Can I stick it in now?”
11. “‘I just want to make you come, Jeanine.’ (Not my name.)”
12. “Did you see ‘Two girls, one cup’?”
13. “Call me daddy.”
14. “You’re like a man in bed.”
15. “I wanna shave you first.”
16. “You’re not pulling my balls hard enough.”
17. “Don’t worry, my mom has heard me have sex before.”
18. “If we go back to my place, my roommate will totally join in.”
19. “I met him on an online dating site. We had only emailed back and forth, but he kept saying, ‘I’m a stranger. You don’t know me, I’m a stranger, you don’t know me. I’m a stranger you don’t know me,’ over and over again.”
20. “‘Could you wash this?’ (Handing me a used butt plug.)”
20 comments:
"Im a stranger you dont know me" omfg by far my favorite.
bitch didnt even wash my buttplug grrr
Wash the plug for him or you???
"I wanna shave you first." LMAO totally did that with a hippie chick I met at a head shop... Awkward? Yes. Great story for the guys at breakfast? Definitely.
I'd be quite flattered if someone thought my ass tasted like butterscotch!
better than my mom and dad are first cousins
Not as good as me asking said female to wash her lady parts, cus that shit stank, she did - good girlfriend.
I had a guy on the phone during phone sex tell me to RAPE him! Scary
Haha
I have also experienced #11.......I hate that shit!
I once had a guy that told me during sex, I've never been with a white girl before. Seriously dude! He killed it!!
I've had #1 and 2 said to me sadly more times than I can recall. The worst was this guy while staring down at me, rubbing me up and down, kept saying, "God, I want to fuck the dog shit out of you!". I mean sorry, but I think that would be some unsuccessful fucking. I don't care how long or hard you go at it, dog shit will not be excreting from my body. Maybe, I should have barked in response.
Some of these are scary lol!
So I am not the only girl who was begged to slap a hard cock.... good to know
I had a guy call me dude once. Out of nowhere, while I'm on to of him giving him the good good, he says "dude, you should give me head" don't call a girl dude
"I wanna lick your armpit"??? - wtf.
I'm a stranger u don't no me yeah that's a weird one. I totally forgot that happened to me until I read this.
About to climax and condom breaks and I scream "I hope youre not prooooooolife"". She dumped me. Opps
1st biological woman? LMMFAO XD
One time, at band camp ...
Lol you are right!!! me too!!!
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